Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed
कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी — गिनती से छूटे लोगों की पार्टी
They called the country's jobless, online, restless youth "cockroaches." So we made it a party. A platform for the people the system forgot to count.
Five Demands
Loud. Repeated. In writing. We just want to know where the money went.
No reward seats for retiring judges
No Chief Justice shall be handed a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement thank-you.
A deleted vote is terrorism
Erase a legitimate vote — in any state, any party — and the offence is prosecuted, not filed away.
50% for women — not 33%
Half of Parliament and half the Cabinet, without inflating the size of the House.
Break the media monopoly
Cancel the broadcast licences hoarded by a handful of billionaires. Make room for free press.
A 20-year ban on defectors
Jump ship for a ministry and you sit out the next two decades. Loyalty to voters, not to power.
The rest is satire
Build a party for the youth who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's the mission.
Four Standards
We don't check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four standards. Tap the ones that describe you. (All of them. It's fine.)
Unemployed
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask.
Lazy
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
Chronically online
Minimum 11 hours a day, bathroom breaks included.
Rants professionally
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that matters.
Join the Swarm
मुफ़्त · आजीवन · सिर्फ़ आप ही रद्द कर सकते हैं
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you. No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
Sponsored by no one. Funded by the swarm. HQ: wherever the wifi works.